Asyah. 21. California. College student. I had a life once...

 

homosassy:

the dumbest thing is when parents say “this isnt how i raised you” like ?????? yes it really is you literally raised me and here i am

usa-nglophile:

usa-nglophile:

That wording is magical….for real. You are right, I do not have solid proof about stuff in the butt. 
Here we have Louis really loving the furniture.

"Fuck, is this sofa beige….GET IN!" 

"oooOOOOOOooooo I think we should buy this sofa for our bro-flat."


I don’t know what the hell they were thinking with this, but I’m sure the sofa didn’t appreciate it. 

usa-nglophile:

usa-nglophile:

That wording is magical….for real. You are right, I do not have solid proof about stuff in the butt. 

Here we have Louis really loving the furniture.

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"Fuck, is this sofa beige….GET IN!" 

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"oooOOOOOOooooo I think we should buy this sofa for our bro-flat."

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I don’t know what the hell they were thinking with this, but I’m sure the sofa didn’t appreciate it. 

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thefaultinourheadcanons:

emeralddarkness:

ughjohnwatson:

do you ever get in those moods where you don’t feel like reading and you don’t feel like being on the internet and you don’t feel like watching a show and you don’t feel like sleeping and you don’t feel like existing in general

BUT YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING.

It’s in words

(Source: inactive-ughjohnwatson)

youredarrenfreakingpotter:

My dad would tell me that when we were little and people would say to him “wow, four daughters, that’s a lot of weddings to pay for” (because traditionally the bride’s family would pay for the wedding), my dad would respond with “well, we’re hoping at least one of them will be gay so we can split the cost with the other bride’s family”
He said people never knew how to respond

unpopulaur:

"You should smile more!"

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"You look tired!"

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"Are you really going to eat all that?"

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Is it that time of month?

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"You’re just being dramatic"

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"You have terrible taste"

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"Just exercise and eat less!"

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"Thats really slutty"

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(Source: tatianamaslnay)

iwilleatyourenglish:

once i went to the movie theater with my friend who wears hijab and while we were sitting down she turned to me and said “people always ask me what i have under here. let me show you” and proceeded to whip out two dorito bags, three hostess cakes, and a pack of gummy worms